I found some interesting squirrel facts here, and thought I would share them with comments.
But sophisticated squirrels prefer Italian, Greek, and Oriental cuisine. And would be glad to co-host Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives with Guy Fieri! (Or just go along to help eat...)
So no more cuts about "dirty animals!" You hearin' me? (And rabbits are not rodents! They're Lagomorphs!)
But the claws make it really, really, hard to find good-fitting footwear...
Well, I don't know about my ground-dwelling cousins, but I guess snakes would be an issue. Nice that God equipped them with immunity!
Hi-tech stealth squirrels! Ha, take that, Skunk Works!
Here's a picture of an Antelope "Squirrel" -- Looks like a chipmunk on Mars, to me. Is that the Viking probe in the background?
Understand, these are pagan squirrels. Good, Biblical, squirrels would never approve of such behavior!